Oh my God, are you the reincarnation of Matt Brown, the founder of IHUB (who went to prison along with his cronies for egregious PUMPING)??
Brown was known as "ShortyGonnaPay Matt", since that was one of the false and deceiving hooks he used to reel in the gullible. He would have his minions post "Shorty gonna pay shortly!" all over the boards of the pinkies he was pumping, and IT WORKED! The naive love this hook.
Shorty gonna pay! ..... right, except that in the realm of otc pinkies, shorty is a myth, and repeating a falsehood umpteenth times doesn't make it true, although, as Goebbels pointed out, the "common man" does start believing the falsehood.
Congratulations, you're in good company .... Mark Brown and Joseph Goebbels