No, you don't need no mayo to enjoy my favorite movie-night snack:
A 3-pound stick of butter coated with Crisco, then deep-fried, dipped in a mixture of olive oil and Ranch dressing, and covered in butterscotch frosting.
And, how could anyone forget when Janice brought this delicious SpaghettiO Jello Ring to Shelly's potluck Xmas dinner: