Brown-Ops reporting per OPORD - Poop and snoop SITREP-01: - All exterior doors locked preventing easy exfil IAW OPLAN. Exfil completed via Infil route - Executive Washroom sewer. - Kitchen area trash shows consumption of pop-tarts, multiple energy drinks, and baggies with what appears to be herbs and spices. - Office seems to be recently occupied. Copy room is AFU with significant amt of shred paper remnants all over floor. Prob shred activity prior to sched char force maintenance. - Three incomplete shreds recovered and attached per FRAGO. - UNODIR will remain ONSTA ALERT-5.