No way Jose, there is nothing that compares to being out in nature during a blizzard. You are bundled up and walk around for hours in total tranquility.
Then you get back home, take a nice warm shower/bath and proceed to make hot passionate love to your gender dinosaur woman (with a womb 😂). Afterwards as you pop open a bottle of Caymus (red of course), and feast on whatever tickles your fancy, you realize the only thing wrong in your life is that you are a Cowboys fan lmao ;-)