Heck, that ain't NOTHIN', Dude!! On my first date with a 'Hot-Blonde' Chick' I had just met over here on (balmy) "Mission Beach", San Diego, she said to me, "Is that a baseball BAT in your pocket?? Or, are you just EXCITED to see me tonight??"(Just kidding!! I WISH!!)
One last thing; a website dedicated to Mae West stated that she had penned SEVENTY-FIVE-THOUSAND quips, wisecracks, one-liners, etc., in a well-maintained JOURNAL/BOOK that she kept throughout here adult life!!