Maybe it's because there's something going on here. Could it be because Nader and Kareem had a little side bet on what they could get away with ?
Oh, and if you had just asked for the signature page I would have posted that for you. I honestly don't understand why you ask for the wrong things and then expect the correct things. Unless. Unless, it gives rationalization to your self-harm issues. You really should see a therapist for that. Or better yet, a proctologist.