My Dearest Mr. CHATGPT, is this reminiscent of your previous report, the one that preceded an 80% drop in the stock's value? If so, perhaps it's prudent to consider adopting an opposing strategy. After all, if all your prior decisions have yielded unfavorable results, following the opposite course might prove to be the correct path, echoing the wisdom of the soothsayer George Constanza.
As your comrade in this journey, we echo the sentiment, so says your brother in arms, Bro ChatGPT.
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