Oh ye of little faith, how dare you speak words of abomination like this...
Personal attacks...
Stock shorters...
Detractors and heathens...
Israel haters...
Meanwhile, some folks are laughing their ass off cashing some big checks, and smoking cigars at the pool...
Call a company meeting!!!! Why aren't we raising more money boys??? Dilute, dilute, dilute...whatever it takes! Get that money coming in fellas! Higher commissions and a fat bonus to whoever raises the most money!!!
Anyone about to die, get shares donated! 15% overrides on proof of estate planning with money donated...
(Satire)
Bearish