Talk about “cockroaches”. I left the Army in ‘71’…..then hippied around a bit. Anyway, I had this apt, in a old Victorian house, nothing great but sort of cool.
The rest of the residents and I always had this thing of gassing our apts so the roaches would evacuate to next door.
Whenever I brought a girl home, i always lit a couple candles. How3ver, this one time the chick turns on the light……well, you know the rest of the story. And I never saw her again.