Fearing a verdict unfavorable to you in the E. Jean Carroll suit?
Sweating as you feel Jack Smith's breath on your neck and hearing his footfalls right behind you?
Worried that the seeming delay in news from Fani Willis isn't signaling an abandonment of what could possibly be a RICO charge? (psssst. how's your liddle buddy Lindsay doing with all this, poor liddle fella?)
Are you now recalling that Jack Smith has not one, but two separate cases, either of which can change the trajectory of your golden years - not for the better?
Alvin Bragg has your number, is not caving, and you know it, right?
And wow. Your Roy Cohn wannabe, Joey Tapioca, may have violated lawyer ethics in a way to risk disbarment, but at least in a way to fuck up your defense against Stormy Daniels? Jeeeze, Donnie, but your LawyerPicker ain't working, is it?
WAIT!! LOOK!! IS THAT FOLDER MARKED TOP SECRET??????????
Hahahahaha ..... made ya look!
Have a swell rest of your Saturday.
Dare we hope we'll have more entertainment as the Slovenian soft core model finds a competent lawyer and sues your ass for divorce????
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