I heard someone named Rose was working down the street specializing in BJ services at attractive rates looking for customers to get a certain Maclaren out if the shop.
There is a Fair Fund - "A Fair Fund is a fund established by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) to distribute disgorgements (returns of wrongful profits) and penalties (fines) to defrauded investors. Fair Funds were established by the Sarbanes–Oxley Act of 2002"
OWCP has one in the process distributing about $4.5 million.