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The Kingdom? Check out this rational for making the fleecees feel good about their losses:
"When God is our central focus, our goals will align with his overall purpose of expanding his Kingdom and redeeming lost humanity. God used the wealth of the Old Testament saints to carry out hiswork in the earth. Our wealth should do the same, but we have an additional mission to infiltrate the world around us with the good news of Jesus Christ. We must be generous where wealth is concerned and walk by faith. We are not to worry, because God has made the full resources of his household available to us as his sons! Pursuing wealth for its own sake is a sin. Making your wealth available for the Kingdom, however, is pleasing to God and pursuing wealth for this purpose is noble indeed."
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