The Trump Excuse Thread:
Why he had the documents.
1) They were planted!
2) I had already declassified them!
3) The GSA stuffed them in my boxes!
4) NARA did it!
5) Obama did the same thing! What's the problem??!!
6) Hillary did the same thing! What's the problem??!!
7) the FBI had unmonitored access to the property for 9 hours...
8) The DOJ and FBI can't even find Hunter's laptop, but they can find classified material at Trumps residence
9) Garland won't even authorize a warrant for the Unabomber.
10) The FBI is on tape.
11) All the white house toilets were plugged, so I had to take work home.
12) The continuation of these years of division
13) The desperation of the deep state globalist.
14) URStupid!
15) The power of Jesus will pardon him.
16) Because he is popular, above the law, and has executive immunity.
Feel free to add as he/Fox/DWAC/Toof/ etc. come up with more ludicrous excuses.