1) They were planted! 2) I had already declassified them! 3) The GSA stuffed them in my boxes! 4) NARA did it! 5) Obama did the same thing! What's the problem??!! 6) Hillary did the same thing! What's the problem??!! 7) the FBI had unmonitored access to the property for 9 hours... 8) The DOJ and FBI can't even find Hunter's laptop, but they can find classified material at Trumps residence 9) Garland won't even authorize a warrant for the Unabomber. 10) The FBI is on tape.
Feel free to add as he/Fox/DWAC/Toof/ etc. come up with more ludicrous excuses.