And, in light of our "GIANT" (pun intended) American BUTTS, Brawny's new "Make-A-Size" TOILET PAPER could not have emerged at a more apropos time in U.S. History!! So, bottom line behind all of my foregoing WITTY vernacular is the following INCANTATION:
Tomorrow morning, Peeps, simply "Slap-That-WTRH-ASK" --- and call it DAPHNE???!!! (Or is it "Susan"?)