Religious Parrot
Priest goes into a pet shop, sees a nice parrot, and asks the attendant.."does this parrot talk?"
Attendant says "just pull the parrots right leg!"
Priest pulls the right leg,
Parrot recites the Ten Commandments
Priest is astounded, and askks..."what happens if I pull the parrots left leg?"
"Be my guest" replied the attendant, and the priest pulls the left leg and the parrot quotes Genesis.
"Wonderful" spurted the priest, "but what happens if I pull both legs??"
Parrot looks at the priest and says..."bwaaak, I'll fall on my f___king ARSE!"
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