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Values
FHFA’s culture is built on a foundation of competence, diversity, equity, and inclusion.
Accordingly, FHFA employees emulate the following values:
Fairness We value varied perspectives and thoughts and treat others with impartiality.
Accountability We are responsible for carrying out our work with transparency and professional
excellence.
Integrity We are committed to the highest ethical and professional standards to inspire trust
and confidence in our work and in one another.
Respect We treat others with dignity, share information and resources, and collaborate.