Exponential acceleration! Wonderful news.
If we can hit a dollar within 30 days, by the end of the year each share will be worth $891. But just wait until January, when each share will be worth ... wait for it ... $12,163.
I'm going to start shopping for a yacht now. I'm pretty sure it takes a while to get one built, so if I put my order in now, I can pay for it by the end January. Too bad I can't get this all done to celebrate New Years, but I guess I just have to be patient. Bob was right all along.
Y'all are invited to take your private jets down to Florida and join me for the maiden cruise. Sorry, you will have to pay for your own jets.