Haha, I'd love for you to hear how my smooth and straightforward radio voice contrasts with my formal and detailed prose.
None of the usual irrational crybabies from stocktwits, reddit, and IHUB are the type of people to participate in a conference call. You'd barely get them to roll out of bed and listen to it a week later. I would think it'd only be a handful of the old-schoolers here and elsewhere and perhaps a couple of institutional reps. Surely we can screen these people a bit before letting them in, and surely they can slap a mute onto anyone being ignorant or belligerent.
What do you suggest then? Buy them a free trial of rosetta stone and help turn them into eloquent linguists? We all roll up on them and do a montage-esque movie scene of getting them ready for public communications with American shareholders. We can't just never have conference calls and/or interviews with management and the board.
We gotta make a plan and offer to help with this situation.