Monday's phone call: Heddle to accountant
H: "Hi there Gil. Dick Heddle again."
G: "Oh hi there Dicky. Thanks for calling back, eh?"
H: "Oh, sure you betcha, eh. How you been Gil?"
G: "That parole officer of mine sure is a pain the the butt, ya know, eh?"
H: "Oh sure, Eh? The reason I'm calling Gil. Well, you remember that li'l company that Bordywhakadoodle started. That oil for plastics thing? Eh?"
G: "Sure do Dicky. Eh? "
H: "Well Gill. It's still trading on that assclown exachange. Under the counter I think they call it. I need ya to update the.... Oh shit Gil! There's another fight on the dock. I gotta go bust it up eh? Darn boys drink too many Labatts for lunch. I'll call ya back later Gill. "
G: "Sure Dicky. Call back soon. Eh?"