you could just set it up for a dividend reinvestment plan... JP would have to hash out the details with the TA to accept Finger dolls as cash equivelants, and some sort of biometric authentication to make sure that Fingers are real, and are not diluted Fingers, or extremely shorted Fingers, but in fact bon-a-fide Fingers. Oh, and then JP would have to have a Finger by Finger accounting of all the Finger float... otherwise there would be allegations of FICTITIOUS Fingers and the corresponding decline in the pps...
well - who said anything worthwhile was going to be easy!