ROTF! You may have started with clean underwear but sure as heck didn't wind up with it.
OMG Another one of your classic stories. Thank you, PW!
I admire your bravery as well.
This chick doesn't do ladders.
That's what men-for-hire are for.
Thanks as well for sharing your experience with the gutter protectors. Although I had all the trees close to the house taken down years ago, the gutters fill with leaves from the surrounding woods and pine detritus from the neighbor's front yard. Gotta love what the wind can do to redistribute nature.
This is going to require a lot of thought and asking around.
At the moment, I'm leaning toward just having them cleaned.