Step 1-Frontload a ton of shares. Step 2-Become the CEO. Step 3-Put out fake press releases. Step 4-Dump the shares. Step 5-Profit.
Step 6-Stall, make excuses. step 7-Confess to Mounties, brag about wrong doing. Step 8-Resign Step 9-Testify at trial Step 10-Go to jail. Step 11-Meet Bubba, make a new friend. Step 12-Become a test subject for the removal of anal warts.