Replies to post #9190 on LB's - "the edited stock pit" (wayne)

[harbs]

<At a buffet dinner, where there are a number of dishes offered, you need only help yourself to those that appeal to you>

as opposed to helping yourself to those dishes that don't appeal to you...hmmm, memo to self...

[sprintcar]

AH Dinner Etiquette, It is said that if one Burps in a french restaurant it is a sign of contentment and compliments to the chef. Well dam, I figured if you fart that would really pay a compliment, alas, all I got was dirty looks from the patrons and the check.