The teenager was developing rapidly, so her mother
thought it about time that she understood the facts of
life.
"Liza," she began, "I think it would be nice if we had
a little chat about how life is formed. As you know, a
baby grows in a lady's tummy and..."
"It might be interesting to hear you tell it, Mom,"
interrupted the daughter, "but what I really want to
know is how to fake an orgasm."