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[janetcanada]

GRST - A Post Card from NEW YORK.....

***All is in the "Accent" we have???....
**THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO NEW YORK***

One day ima go to New York to a bigga hotel..I go down to eat soma breakfast. I tella the waitress I wanna two piss toast. She branga me only wana piss. I tella her I wanna two piss, she say go to the toilet, I say you no understand. I wanna two piss on my plate. She say you better not piss on the plate you sonna ma bitch! I don’t even know the lady ana she calla me sonna ma bitch. Later, I go to eat soma lunch at Emma’s Restaurant, the waitress bringa me a spoon,ana knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tellsa me everybody wanna fock. I tella her, you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say you better no fock on the table You sonna Ma Bitch. I don’t even know the lady and she call me a sonna Ma Bich.
So I go back to my room inna hotel, an there’s no sheet on my bed. I calla the manager ana tell him I wanna sheet. He tells me to go to the toilet. So I say you no understand, I wanna sheet on the bed. He say you better not sheet on the bed, you sonna Ma Bitch.
I go to check out and the man at the desk he say peace to you. I say piss onna you too you sonna Ma Bitch

I go back to Italy.....