Not sure I follow your question on being sarcastic. I'm sharing what I know to see if we can get some traction on this case.
I explained why not GS when I referenced that they do Prime Brokerage for these hedge funds, and thus, are conflicted. They won't and can't do anything. They also don't do any prop trading on special situations of this magnitude. None of the investment banks or advisory firms do that. Hedge Funds do. Some PE funds as well.
Many ways to structure a deal with Paulson that are not illegal. You don't have to settle with the whole class. Reason why you have coordination problems and hold outs when trying to do buy outs, getting tenants out of buildings, etc.
I don't have these funds' contact info. They're all on their websites. I can compile for you later tonight if that is of any help.
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