slightly off topic.......
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper
has cheated him out of ten million bucks.
His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he
got the job in the first place.
It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not
hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper
about his missing $1 million, he brings along his attorney,
who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer "Ask him where the
million bucks he embezzled from me is."
The attorney, using sign language, asks the
bookkeeper where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what
you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he
doesn't know what you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple and says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs t o the bookkeeper:
"He'll kill you if you don't tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! OK! You win!
The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind
the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"
The Godfather asks the attorney:
"Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies:
"He says you ain't got the guts to pull the trigger."
Don't you just love them lawyers!
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