Gee - this is like shooting fish in a barrel! At least it is something of a diversion.
For your reading pleasure...
The filings were ready to go and he actually had the paper in hand. But, damn, he needed something to wrap the doobie in, and, you know how it is ...
Hans got a mani/pedi the day the filings were due...and sent in the wrong ones! As amusing as it may be to think of the SEC receiving an envelope of toenail clippings, you have to feel sorry for the poor gal at the salon who got a 10 page document filled with legalese and gobble-de-gook instead of a tip...
They're spying on us. Don't upload ANYTHING.
The spirits of past management are casting bad juju on everything MEDH is or will be (this one might actually be true).
It was a dark and stormy night, and Hans was trying to upload the filings, but then there was a horrible flash of lightning and the hamster died, which means the wheel powering the generator to run the electricity to access the internet and actually do the upload was not turning, which in turn...
I seek a kindlier and gentler world, where chickens do not need to justify why they cross the road, and Hans does not need to explain his actions or inactions.
I could tell you, but then I would need to kill you...
I'm here until Thursday...