Viva middleware is Johnny's middle finger brainwash tactic to impress the Twitter Brainwash Victims into rooting for Johnny because he is fine and will hit the T-Ball with support and encouragement. First, if Johnny's mother would have stopped him from eating all starches at the buffet this would never have happened. Giving this young Pinnochio a chicken leg, two dinner rolls , corn, macaroni and cheese, mashed potatoes, then cheesecake and cotton candy. Horrible.