Replies to post #233857 on Zeev's Turnips Talk Politics (ZTTP)

[Paule]

Now what was political about that?

[SiouxPal]

Okay so this guy Tim goes into a bar with a 6 foot alligator.
He props the gator up on the bar.
The crowd is awestruck, gazing intently at him.

Tim looks into the alligator's eyes, and with that the alligator opens his jaws.
Tim pulls out his privates, and inserts them into the alligator's mouth.
Then the alligator closes his jaws around Tim's privates.

Tim waits a few seconds, and then smacks the alligator hard on its head with a beer bottle. The alligator then opens it's jaws, and Tim removes his privates.... totally unscathed.

Then Tim looks around at the people in the bar, and says "I'll bet anybody here $100 that you can't do that".
The bar is totally hushed until one arm is raised at the rear of the bar.

A lady stands up, and says "I'll take that bet, but you have to promise me you won't bust me over the head with a beer bottle when I finish."