OH MY GAWD
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!
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>Long Investor
buys stock one at $0.01 sells at 1.00 - 9,900% return
buys stock two at $100 sells at $1 - 99% loss
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*doh*
Ok I got it, you weren't serious.
This is some bizarre form of torturous humor.
ok,
haha, we got it, whew, took us long enoug!
got another joke? a different joke?
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