From another time and place (not my creation, thus the bad formatting, which is difficult to get rid of):
DANCING FEVERISHLY AT THE MASKED BALL
(BLOOD ON THE CHATBOARDS)
I guess it's cute that someone wrote up some long description like that but I don't find it helpful at all. The secret is not to label the people who are discussing a stock, but instead to see who provides verifiable information. Moreover it misses the main fact that message board mood changes after the stock price goes up or down, not before. Also the language "inevitable", "always", (to describe things that are occasional occurrences at best) is exactly the type of language that people should learn to ignore. And it fails the last test of credibility as well, it has no links or references of any kind.