The majority of lawyers have integrity and are honest and won’t lie, especially in court before a judge. It’s a huge risk with huge consequences and would never end well. Most lawyers take their oaths seriously and would never want to risk losing what they worked so hard to achieve . And who would think an attorney named “Todd Pickles” would do such a thing. lol.
Mr. Pickles has a great professional background, and I wish him good luck tomorrow.