WHAT! "... remember thinking all the money I had spent on boob firming methods had finally paid off."
For your information, you lying, cheating, low-down, over-sexed, no-good Lothario...I have NEVER had a boob job! WHO did you spend our hard-earned money on? That cheap looking hussy next door? Sob, Sob, Sob.
You can just go next door after you do me, for your bj but if you do, you can stay there for all I care, you libidinous rat, you . Boo Hoo, Sniff, Sniff
Escalade? I ain't gettin' no cheap car like that. I want a Seville convertible and an 8-carat diamond solitaire and ....oh, Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo...I can't talk right now.