PAIM NEWS!!
Gary desribes his most recent bowel movement. According to Gary Botanco, IR rep for PAIM, his last BM was solid and very large. "It consisted of 2-3 logs, with one being much larger and longer than the others" said Gary. "I belive it was my huge intake of fiber" Analysis confirms trace amounts of gold, silver and other minerals.
"This is very encouraging" said e. Pearl Asian, President and CEO of PAIM "We'll continue with Gary's high fiber diet"
In a related PR Gary announced that planning for the PAIM shareholder's Christmas party was nearly complete. "Large servings of raisens, apples, and bran flakes will be offered to all loyal PAIM longs" said Gary. In addition; "Project Gary's huge BM" may be extended to members of the local Higaonon tribe providing security for ongoing Gold recovery operations.