Susie, I was "having a moment" one time and I told my boss to go f*** himself, walked out of the office, packed up my stuff and left.
Went back a few days later, feeling much better, walked into my boss's office and HE called his wife's Doctor and made an appointment for me.
Doctor told me I was pre-menopausal and gave me a card with a picture of a pumpkin on the front that had just been destroyed and a butcher knife was sitting next to it. The text read "this is why you never give a woman with PMS a butcher knife"
LOL