Replies to post #86616 on Quantum Materials Corp. (fka QTMM)

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MIT.C and John Hop kins working in unison have discovered that the virus is attracted to the wavelengths emitted by the red and yellow quantum dots created by QMC.

They theorize that a gum like substance infused with red and yellow quantum dots chewed for 20 minutes will lose it flavor while luring the virus into the gum.

Then all that needs to be done to extract the virus from the host body, is for the host to expectorate the gum into a bio-hazard sterile gum wrapper, tightly wrap the gum in the wrapper and toss it in to a near by waste receptacle.

In a statement earlier today the scientist in charge of the project, one of John Hop's kins stated "We were planning to have the gum on the market by March 25, but do to the delay of the MLB baseball season, baseball cards will not be available til mid May holding up distribution until than or a another marketable delivery source can be created "

Steve Squires was not asked to comment.