"Hmmm...I think I'll go hike the Pacific Coast Trail...slowly"
If you're a true blue Fannie/Freddie shareholder, I'd advise you not to go on that hike. Your luck is so rotten, the entire west coast might collapse into the Pacific
The PCT is very busy this time of year with hundreds of trendy people hoping on the trail every day hiking from Mexico to Canada so not the best place to lay low :-)