Phil sweetie...You make my heart go all aflutter...how could you possibly think I wanted you just for that piece of junk...er, I mean that nice little Chevy.
I can't believe you would think I was that greedy...of course, I'd luv you even more if you did give me the car and certainly, I wouldn't sell it on EBAY.
You can trust me. Honest. Cross my heart, oh handsome one.