That's why Squidmore hired a financial planner to explain to him what a dumbass he is at a cost of only 45mil. If they manage to get that through his dense skull then it's a small price to pay otherwise it's 45 mil down the drain.
Of course anyone of us could break it down for him in five minutes from an investors perspective for a nominal fee of $45.00 but if yah don't charge a bureaucrat and kick back 10% they won't respect yah ;-)