My update is being delayed due to unforseen circumstances. While heading to the convention I slipped on a pile of human feces someone left on the sidewalk. I avoided the first few piles I encountered but didn't pay attention on that one. I twisted my back while trying to regain my balance and was robbed by homeless drug addicts while I withered in pain. Luckily a transgender Uber driver drove me to the hospital where I still wait because of all the illegal aliens ahead of me in the emergency room. I will try again tomorrow if I ever get waited on. Go IPIX...