This entertaining to say the lest. The problem with your summation is that you takes a few facts and allot of negative guessing and jump to conclusions on things you know very little about.
Hmmm sounds like what the media does on a regular basis.
One can’t be successful in the market if one guesses and makes assumptions on very little info.
You have to look carefully at the big picture and trade non emotionally.
No use telling facts to those who want to convince everyone that the earth is a flat disc at the centre of the universe. But, thanks for reminding investors of the reason we're here: great fundamentals, and a dream team running the show!