More like Squeezing the Charmin down the grocery aisle of bagholder despair. I’m long past the jumbo redneck tub of stale over-salted popcorn; I’m now smacking on that delicious box of “chocolate covered malted milky goodness”, commonly referred to as the “Pinocchio Parkinson Delight”( damn, Pinocchio, you even have your own movie candy. You...movie mogul guy you ) This shit is so damn entertaining! Please pass me one more of those Whoppers! LMFAO