The roadshow failed, so the 80M shares we're about to dump on our suckholders will be recognized in extremely low cash reserves, thus we had to sh*tcan 30% of our workforce to keep the VIPs in the black.
We have a three point plan to make sure we can stretch this pig out so that we have plausible deniability in the event we are raided and face a long stretch in Stony Lonesome. These is them which we aforementioned just a minute ago:
1) We got a hotphone to the gummit 2) We hope 20 soon-to-be-stiffs let us poke and prod them 3) We gotta jump thru more hoops. F*ck! This s*cks!
We hope to god some biggy medco like GE buys us out b4 the townfolk come for us with pitchforks.