You're absolutely right, if that were to happen we all should band together and file a lawsuit. That said, I eventually ended up with 220 million shares of vgid before it was all said and done. Who knows, maybe I'll getting an even larger spin-off. :-)
Now, though it's fun to think about the possibility of a larger spinoff this is a completely ridiculous conversation, it just isn't going to happen and you know it, because that would be completely unlawful... $LOFB.