WHAT???!!! Can't believe you said that! How many non-existent products have you seen pumped? Where are the sponges? The diamonds? The moon rock? Admit it! You're just poor at your job.
"New FAUCETS coming SOON!" "Faucets could hit ANY DAY" "Get ready to load NEW FAUCETS this week" "Little birdy said NEW FAUCETS coming!" "Plus1 going to the moon when new faucets come on line"