LOL at the T-devil, and you got me on the quote. Where did you get "What did you do over the weekend?" from? Or did you just mean it as a general quote from millions of people on any Monday, of any year?
Seriously, i couldn't find the phrase in either your link, or from any of the links in mine. Nuts. I know.
Oh, almost forgot - re NY bedbugs
3 floors
“Evidence of bedbugs” has been discovered on all three floors of the newsroom of The New York Times. Having had bedbugs in the city myself, I sympathize deeply and have therefore resisted my nearly-as-deep urges to make a joke here. [Slate .. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/08/the-new-york-times-has-bed-bugs.html ]