LOL, your initial humor did soften the story. Seriously, it did. LOL
Chuckle, a turn on turn off which Sod, yep, yelp most of us would enjoy turning off. I'd hope.
In nah, donna wanna work mode? Could set the alarm the night before which would automatically send a message to your workplace, suggesting you had
actually woken up to send it. How good would that be! Umm, wouldn't be so to all those who knew the technology existed. So forget you fooling everyone.
2-3 deep with each a number on his head. Hidden rifles automatically set to drill any head identified as a listed as wanted facial recognition-number combination individual. How good, eh.
Good idea machine helping with the over-served? It may be a better idea, eh, if the machine knew that what 3 drinks did to one, wasn't so reliable when it comes to all others.
Then do remember the worth of perspective in that one should be able to see down under as up top. Just as easy should be.
Heh, i know you understand. LOL
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