outrageous good stuff. At least the assholes who are paying 15 dollars for a straw most likely won't use them. A cheap crack pipe,'er I mean, rose vase costs a buck and you can suck down whatever your choice of drink is through them too!
What the fuck is wrong with a biodegradable straw?
As for the pooch, kudos to that guy. I really loved my dog while she was here and she was most likely just as smart but I never thought of making it my life's work to teach her nouns.
She had at least ten toys and would pull them out on command for some sweet potato. Dogs are smart, I guess it's just how you want to use them. My girl went too early. She literally did find a capillary tube in a haystack more than once. Her AKC name, because we needed an S, was "Seeker".
We got her in 2006 and, no shit, I named her pcohantas. She just looked like an a native american princess to me and proved every bit of it. She came to be known as 'poco'.
The rest is history. My ex took the flash drives.
Seeker Pocohantas by Precocious of Chablis will forever live with this owner that didn't teach her more nouns.